TOM is the devoutly religious SHUCK.
BEN is the happy/insane SHUCK.
CONNOR is the SHUCK with no forearms (also known as BEARDY SHUCK)
RILEY is the patriotic SHUCK.
GEORGE is the SHUCK WITH A DEAD AND USELESS RIGHT HAND. Seriously, it is just dead skin and meat at the end of his arm. (Also known as HANDSOME SHUCK. SHUCKS with serious arm/hand injuries/deformities get two nicknames, out of pity.)
WE ARE THE SHUCKS!
(Source: robotriley)