Today we had a big important staff meeting with all hands on deck. We are only a few months away from the election, and I have assembled a crack team of professionals to help get the job done.
PICTURED: Campaign Manager Noah Forman, Speechwriter Nichol Drespel (arm), Re-hired Pollster Will Hines, Presidential Candidate Connor Ratliff (Age 36), Security Director Scott Holmes, Rapid Response Director Kevin Hines and Press Secretary Langan Kingsley.
NOT PICTURED: Director of Gay & Latino Outreach Orlando “Random Orlando” Olier and documentary filmmaker Keith Haskel.
