connorratliff4president:

khealywu:

I would consider buying a Connor Ratliff 4 President towel, but I have no use for a Connor Ratliff 4 President Stadium Blanket.

                             

This is a common concern among potential customers — “I don’t go to stadiums and I don’t like blankets! Why would I need a GIANT-SIZED STADIUM BLANKET??”

I’ll say this: although designed for use in stadiums, it can also be used at picnics, clambakes, and other outdoor events where a large blanket would naturally be of use. It can also be used as a “Sleeveless Slanket®” or “Regular Blanket” as one would use any indoor blanket. I’ll admit that this is a tough sell in the middle of a record-shattering heatwave, but it’s never too early to shop for winter.

It can also be hung on any large-sized wall as a piece of Polyester Wall Art, or used in the construction of a Pillow Fort. Think of your own uses, it’s a great big blanket!