connorratliff4president:

INFOMERCIAL: THE RATLIFF 35/2012 GIANT-SIZED STADIUM BLANKET!

This GIANT-SIZED Ratliff 35/2012 STADIUM BLANKET is arguably the best piece of Official Campaign Merch offered by any of the remaining candidates for President.

I make no money off the sale of these. I bought one for myself and it is honestly the softest thing I have ever owned.

I think this ad is pretty persuasive.
9/7/12, 17 notes

  1. mymotherwasright reblogged this from connorratliff4president and added:
    Connor Ratliff is the only candidate DIRECTLY STIMULATING THE AMERICAN ECONOMY by creating GENUINE AMERICAN CONSUMER...
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  3. connorratliff4president reblogged this from khealywu and added:
    This is a common concern among potential customers — “I don’t go to stadiums and I don’t like blankets! Why would I need...
  4. andrewkmeyer reblogged this from connorratliff4president and added:
    If someone can make a gif of the dancing at 0:53 that’d be nice
  5. khealywu reblogged this from connorratliff and added:
    I would consider buying a Connor Ratliff 4 President towel, but I have no use for a Connor Ratliff 4 President Stadium...
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