thechrisgethardshow:

ROBOT FIGHTS AND HANDJOB ACADEMY. AN ALL TIME CLASSIC TCGS!

This week’s show was chaotic and fun. We had eight robots fighting, all with various strategies. Matthew Meyer and Don Fanelli decided to not read the email saying the robots should retain a box shape as their strategy. Sundae Fantastique and Noah Forman planned theirs to offer mobility and high percentage of winning. Melissa Vile Kingdom andBethany Hall combined strategy with aesthetics. Myself and Shannon O’Neill went with “put very little work into it and then go for broke”. All in all, ROBOTS FOUGHT, The Keeper of the Battle Dome told us about the future, we had great calls, 40-YEAR-OLD GOOSEY continued his reign on top, and Hand Job Academy sang songs about incest and menstruation. All in all, a top shelf episode with a lot of weird funny violence. I recommend you watch the whole thing and then when your boss tells you to get back to work you tell him to go fuck himself. - Geth

WATCH THIS EPISODE.  ROBOTS BATTLE EACH OTHER.  IT’S TREMENDOUS.