RATLIFF 35/2012 UPDATE:

As seen on last night’s epic Chris Gethard Show, here is our latest campaign ad. I think it marks a major turning point in the campaign, like the part in Seabiscuit where Seabiscuit is all, “I can’t win this race, I’m just a horse.” And then everybody else is like, “Run, Seabiscuit, Run!” 

And then Seabiscuit wins the award for Best Racing. Right? (I don’t remember what happens in Seabiscuit.) 

Anyway, watch our new ad and re-blog it and share it with everyone you know. Most people are saying it’s “better than [Seabiscuit].”

I am 36 years old.